Some Peoples Kids……Namely My Own

Sitting on the couch last night watching some Dirty Jobs and Markus looks over at me and asks if I feel like a dessert.

I respond “Yeah, there’s some frozen yogurt.”

Markus: “Oh. That sounds good” and he just looks at me.

I say: “I will have some if you go scoop it.”

Markus: *continues to look at me.

I say: ” Make sure to scoop mine after yours because mine is Java Chunk.”

*long pause in which Markus continues to stare*

I say: ” You know, Java Chunk, if you scoop mine first yours will taste like coffee, because Java Chunk is coffee flavored.”

Markus: “Are you sure?…………………..It doesn’t taste like the program language?”

I really try not to smack him!