And Your Description Of Self Sufficient Is?

Phone conversation with Chad yesterday;

Me: I have to make ten tons of sloppy joes for the potluck tomorrow, yay.

Chad: Yeah that sucks, why don’t you use the canned stuff.

Me: Well I am, I bought cans of sloppy joe sauce.

Chad: No the other stuff with the meat in it.

Me: Huh??

Chad: Well its not really meat its a meat like substance, you know like you and Markus like, vegetable matter.

Me: Really? They seriously have cans of stuff with the meat in it?

Chad: Yeah, well like I said its not real meat.

Me: Really, are you serious?

Chad: Yes, you just heat it up and its done.

Me: I can’t believe they have something like that, your sure, whats it called. *walking to kitchen to see what I bought.*

Chad: It’s that Manwich stuff…..

Me: No, honey thats what I bought.

Chad: Yeah its not great but its got everything in it.

Me: Chad I’m looking at the can it says on back brown 2 lbs. ground beef or ground turkey add Manwich sauce.

Chad: Seriously, oh…..thats probably why my sloppy joes don’t turn out so good.

Me: *laughing, can’t stop*

Chad: *hangs up phone*