My Secret To Unlimited Wealth

I have something nobody else has, what you may ask…….. I have a goose that lays golden eggs, yep you heard me right I have the cutest little goose ever and just yesterday she laid a golden egg…..funny though it was on a stage……..and she gave the egg to a kid named Jack, oh wait a minute here, that was my daughters play.

Never mind,…… yesterday I did go to the cutest production of Jack and the Beanstalk I have ever seen, there was Jack and his mother of course but the cow was a smarty pants talking thing that liked to wise crack about the butcher, saying what a cut up he was, and how he only liked her for her rump roast (as she slapped her rear) and there was a Fairy Godmother and Cinderella, and a funny little man and of course a giant and a goose that lays golden eggs played expertly by my little diva. It was really a funny version of the story and the kids were all so adorable.

My daughter was not thrilled about being the goose though, she didn’t think she had enough lines and she had to ‘lay’ an egg in front of everyone while reciting the line “Oooh my little Herbie!” (Yeah I totally didn’t get it?) but it was cute as heck.