Saving Some Ink

I remember not that many years ago when everybody was making there own business cards, I mean everybody with a home computer was suddenly a card designer. I can’t say I didn’t try it myself but I just outright sucked so I gave up the ghost to those who were better than I. So now [...]


What A Load

Name a state where it’s 30 degrees at night one week ago and today it’s above eighty and your sweating your ass off? Minnesota the land of 10,000 lakes and just as many temperature variables. With the onset of heat its time to start thinking swimming pool, with such a short season its best to [...]


Listen In Awe And You’ll Hear Him…Bark At The Moon

Man I can’t stop laughing this morning, I decided to take a little spin around Ebay and I am just blown away at what you can find for sale. Like this guy in Michigan, he just has a 8.2 foot tall 55,000 pound hand carved solid granite Buddah just hanging around, talk about getting rid [...]


Weekly Taste Bud #5 Unbelievable Chicken Salad

This is a chicken salad to write home about, I am not kidding once you try this you will never go back to mayonnaise laden goo you used to eat. This will spoil you for other noodle salads, I have had dreams about eating this salad, it is the ambrosia of cold pasta salads. It [...]


Summers Almost Here…..I Think

One of my favorite things to do in the summer is go camping, I am an amazing camper. I always tell people I am one of the only people you will probably ever meet that can cook a four part breakfast with 2 frying pans and an open fire. We don’t really get to go [...]


Roses, Rings, Happy Mothers, Robotic Things

For some reason I have the urge to say “These are the things little girls are made of.” weird I know, also I was meaning to do a Mothers Day post but I don’t do sick very well….?…Point is I am more than a day late and a lot more than a dollar short [...]


Wow, The Things People Will Do For Money

Or home makeovers from Tanya Memme. I went on the Renuzit Tri scents site and watched the videos and read some entries from people entering a contest for a 20,000 dollar makeover from Tanya Memme and some of them were just plain bad, others were really sad and one was just kind of mean, it [...]


Pretty Chocolate

Whats better than chocolate? Pretty chocolate of course, Starbucks chocolate has been popping up all over my local Wal-mart and I finally broke down and bought a bar and I was so craving some chocolate that I opened it and started eating it before I realized it had this pretty leaf pattern and a Starbucks [...]


Ode To My Mom

My mom is better than your mom, no really she totally is. I love my mom and not just because I have to, but because she is so cool. She has helped me in more ways throughout my crazy ass life and yet she hardly ever got mad and swore at me. My mom’s birthday [...]


And Your Description Of Self Sufficient Is?

Phone conversation with Chad yesterday;
Me: I have to make ten tons of sloppy joes for the potluck tomorrow, yay.
Chad: Yeah that sucks, why don’t you use the canned stuff.
Me: Well I am, I bought cans of sloppy joe sauce.
Chad: No the other stuff with the meat in it.
Me: Huh??
Chad: Well its not really meat its [...]